Monday, October 06, 2008

Oh the places I won't go!

This may be my weirdest post ever, but I think it needs to be written.

For as far back as I can remember, I have had a mental list going of the places where I would never be caught dead. In other words, I've been sick for so long that I have nothing to write about.

Ok, here goes:

1) Chipotle - first experience was my last.

2) Steelers home game. Self-explanatory.

3) Cemeteries after dark.

4) Any beach on any Great Lake.

5) Detroit - one of my friends said it's a hole and should be blown up. I would have to agree.

6) Chinese buffets

7) Kinko's (or Fed Ex/Kinko's or whatever it's called)

8) Blossom- the last time I was there was 5 years ago, and even if two of the Beatles come back to life and they reunite I get free tickets, I'm not going to Blossom.

9) Abercrombie/Hollister

10) Racetrack/dog track

And a bonus:

11) New Mexico - after an unforgettable experience with a Native American at a gas station, I decided years ago to boycott the state forever.

I'm also going to add (for good reason)

12) The Elvis Presley Museum - Took my mom there when I was living in Las Vegas. Three hours later, I was ready to kill myself. My mom had the time of her life. Ugh.

3 comments:

Melinda said...

I agree with a few; however I'm adding #12: Put-in-Bay.

I will *not* go back. Ever.

There's a reason I haven't been there in ten years, and it's by choice.

alexa @clevelandsaplum said...

you obviously haven't been to many beaches on the great lakes. some of them are breath takingly beautiful and fun.

i love detroit! i don't think we can clevelander have any right to call detriot a hole when we live in cleveland! hahaha

Allison M. said...

there's a beach toward sandusky - east harbor - and from what I remember it's very pretty and clean. No kidding!