I know you have been changing your hair color daily for the last couple of months since the divorce was announced. Brown, blonde, black - it takes a toll, doesn’t it? I’m sure your hair felt like straw. But you needn't take such drastic measures!!
Run to your local Wal Mart and pick up an Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment.
All it takes is a little hot oil and no one will think you’ve finally slipped off the deep end.